Friday, January 22

"Dominatoration" Fail

Ok, I accept that I'm not going to make "dominatoration" happen. Fine. I'm over it.

Still, I don't think that "domination" suits the 2010 GnR tour. It's just not big enough. And while I thought that maybe what it needed was a few more letters—in this case, "t-o-r-a," y'know, to make it bigger—I might have been mistaken about that.

But see, this 2010 tour is going to be something of biblical, apocalyptic magnitude. As the Holy Scriptures say: "And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her name that sat on him was Beth, and Mel followed with her."

And now that I hear other teams talking about "total domination" or whatever—I love the High Rollers as much as the next guy, but let's face it, they don't ROCK—I think it's time to take this to another level. It's time to put the eyeliner on a little thicker, to spray on an extra coat of ozone-destroying Aqua Net, to tug our leather pants a little tighter into the crotch. It's time to throw our heads back, sling our air guitars down by our knees, drive into one of those chuggaduh chuggaduh chuggaduh chuggaduh rhythms, and scream ... just what exactly?

Who's got a name for the GnR 2010 tour? A name that's big enough, powerful enough, devastatingly rocking enough to fit the destruction that will be visited on the hotel rooms, livestock, and rollergirls who are too slow to get out of the way as GnR wails through the twenty-ten season all the way to eleven: twenty-eleven, that is!

\m/ \m/


  1. Appetite for Domination tour
    Blood, Sweat & Beers (and Queers)tour
    Theater of Lt. Pain tour
    Monsters of Mullet tour
    Wall of Ass tour

  2. "Blood, Sweat, & Queers" is awesome!

    Though I wonder who's who in that lineup. :P

  3. I'm going for the Monsters of Mullet!

  4. Hey Grant, although I still like Dominatoration (dammit!), how about setting up a poll?

    I'll put the winning line on the next bout's GNR program page.

    It just needs to be decided by the program deadline, January 31st ...

  5. Masters of Mulletpulation

    Beware the Portal of Pain

  6. MULLET:

    Weapons of Mass Destructions Tour. (WMD Tour)

    That is right... We found 'em....

    WMD on GNR

  7. WMD *is* most awesome. What if we let the acronym stand for whatever we think fits at the time? "Womens of Massive Dominatoration," for example?

  8. Blood, Sweat, and Queers that is the winner

  9. Grant..aka Dr. have to let the Dominatoration die already.

  10. mangles says:
    tyradical track takeover

    I thought real hard about it...and I like Napalms better.
    Blood, Sweat and Queers!

  11. Let "Dominatoration" die? No!

    It's ... it's ... aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!


  12. I happen to like Dominatoration but I adore Blood, Sweat and Queers. Can't we have both???

  13. a) *Everyone* adores Blood, Sweat, and Queers. Well maybe not Sweat so much as Blood and queers, but yeah adores.

    and 2) Of course we can have both! We can have it all! Everything! All of it! The whole enchilada! And so forth!

  14. I went to When I typed in GNR... I got:

    "GNR, the real thing"
    "GNR empowers you"
    "Start the day with GNR"

    I'm gonna stick with Blood, Sweat & Queers, GNR2010WMD

  15. GNR. Like Darth Vader, only prettier.

    If God wasn't a GNR fan... why did he make all the animals have animal print?

  16. "Blood, Sweat, and Queers" it is! Going once, going twice ...