The Guns N Rollers are throwing an Ugly Christmas Sweater party!
Unfortunately, there are no ugly EZmas sweaters. And while there may be other Ugly Sweaters, Christmas provides a black hole to which Ugly Sweaters are drawn.
Christmas is an ultimate convergence of synthetic fibers into tasteless patterns.
It is a great woolly conjunction of 8-bit graphics Santas. A Sturm und Drang of tacky snowmen. A noxious, fumy cauldron of decorated fir trees. It is a knitted R'lyeh where sleeps a red-and-white-striped Cthulhu hemmed with tiny jingle bells.
It is a yarny apocalypse of dancing reindeer.
$7 cash gets you in the door. Or $5 and a can of food. (No beets.)
Ugly Christmas Sweaters are not required. But really, what's the effing point of celebrating the Ugly Christmas Sweater if you aren't going to wear one?