This Saturday, Wheels of Justice are washing cars to raise money to get them to the regional and national tournaments. This means that GnRs Axl, Blood, GMT, and Wrench need your support.
It's on Saturday 25 July from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. at Voodoo Doughnut's second location on 1501 NE Davis in Portland.
Bring a donation for WoJ and your dirty car, bike, or whatever—they say they'll wash anything that's dirty!
[Edit: GMT's just suggested that "anything" may well include people. I suppose you'll just have to show that you're dirty?]
And that claim really is just too good to ignore, dontcha think?
I mean, there should be a catchy slogan to promote that sort of thing. Something like: "WoJ: We'll wash anything that's dirty, really!" or maybe "WoJ: Soaping up the dirty parts!"
But I'm sure you all can come up with something much, much better.
Comment away! \m/